Monday, 4 June 2012

Poetrix Regina – All Three Verses

© Captain Purky
Save me from celery
Diets are not for me
Cake must be served
God bless Victoria’s
Secret corselettes and bras:
Long to remain hourglass -
I Love My Curves!

God save my Prada shoes
Long Live my Jimmy Choos
God, I love Shoes
Send me a loyalty
Card for Manolo B
Those Louboutins, O.M.G.,
I Must Have Those Shoes!

Thy choicest gifts in store
On me be pleased to pour
Da, da, dee, dee...
Don’t know the words, la la…
This has now gone too far
Oh look, chaps, there’s the bar
Champagne… for… Me! 

© Muriel Lavender
2 June 2012