Poetrix Regina – All Three Verses

© Captain Purky

Save me from celery

Diets are not for me

Cake must be served

God bless Victoria’s

Secret corselettes and bras:

Long to remain hourglass -

I Love My Curves!

God save my Prada shoes

Long Live my Jimmy Choos

God, I love Shoes

Send me a loyalty

Card for Manolo B

Those Louboutins, O.M.G.,

I Must Have Those Shoes!

Thy choicest gifts in store

On me be pleased to pour

Da, da, dee, dee...

Don’t know the words, la la…

This has now gone too far

Oh look, chaps, there’s the bar

Champagne… for… Me! 

© Muriel Lavender

2 June 2012