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| © Captain Purky |
Save me from celery
Diets are not for me
Cake must be served
God bless Victoria’s
Secret corselettes and
bras:
Long to remain hourglass
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I Love My Curves!
God save my Prada shoes
Long Live my Jimmy
Choos
God, I love Shoes
Send me a loyalty
Card for Manolo B
Those Louboutins,
O.M.G.,
I Must Have Those Shoes!
Thy choicest gifts in
store
On me be pleased to
pour
Da, da, dee, dee...
Don’t know the words, la
la…
This has now gone too far
Oh look, chaps, there’s
the bar
Champagne… for… Me!
© Muriel Lavender
2 June 2012
